WELCOME BITCHES!!!!

Collection: Greeting Cards

Not your everyday cards!

Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just because, our cards add humour to any occasion. Because sometimes, laughter says it best!

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  • Candles Aren’t the Only Thing Getting Blown Card
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  • I ❤️ Your Beard Card
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  • Blink if you want to have sex with me Card
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  • I Think of You Even When I Am Not Horny Card
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  • I Think You’re a Twat Card
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  • Cunticorn Card
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  • i hope your birthday is as good as that dick Card
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  • You, My Friend, Are A Fucking Delight Card
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  • Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children Card
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  • Gag Reflex Card
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  • Toys before Toys Card
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  • Fill me with Cream Card
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  • My Butt would be Lonely Card
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  • I ❤️ every bone in your body Card
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  • Scratch to Reveal Card
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  • Wish You Were In Me Card
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  • You Make Me CUMplete Card
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  • I LO_E YOU Card
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  • Rose Are Red Card
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  • Best. Decision. Ever Card
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  • I Love You Card
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  • Shitshow Card
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  • I Remembered you’re a Cunt Greeting Card
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  • The Hardest Part about being your Friend…Greeting Card
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  • Wow. an entire day all about you. Greeting Card
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  • Your Weiner is the Only One for my Bun Greeting Card
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  • Fucking Quitter Greeting Card
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  • Thanks for Being The Friend…Greeting Card
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  • Have A Willy Great Birthday Greeting Card
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  • Shits & Giggles Greeting Cards
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  • Clit’s your Birthday Greeting Card
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  • Friendship is like Peeing in your Pants Greeting Card
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