Feeling lucky? My Mystery Tees are the ultimate gamble—with zero chance of losing. Pick your size, and I’ll send you a surprise tee straight from my sass-filled stash.
We’re talking attitude, snark, and designs that don’t give a fuck about being subtle.
What to expect:
• Retired designs or overstock gems—still badass, never boring.
• Colours and graphics vary
• Limited stock = limited chances. Buy a bunch, but don’t cry if you get a twin or two.
• Dirty Design - means you will get a curse word or two
Clean Design - means you will get sass but PG
***Mystery Tees are FINAL SALE—no returns, no swaps, no drama.***
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Turn the fabric inside out before washing. Machine wash in cold water with like colours. Hang or lay flat to dry. Do not bleach and avoid fabric softeners. Do not iron directly onto the design.